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Myrtles memorial service went off without a hitch yesterday; it
was a hugely moving service and a fabulous testament to a very
special person. The church in Northleach was full with well over
500 people who had travelled form all over the UK to pay their
last respects.
I just about
survived last nights after dinner talk with no real problems
which made a change from the last time I did one.
The last time I
was asked to do one of these I had failed to realise that my eye
sight was fading and when I stood up to talk in front of 500
people I could not read my notes because of the darkened tent; I cannot tell you how embarrassing
it was, floundering round trying to remember what I was meant to
say I placed my notes in front a candle to try and help the
situation but sadly they went up in flames!
I made a huge
cock up of it, so much so that Geoffrey Arblaster, our next door
neighbour, called round the following morning and told Clare that
I was so drunk that I had forgotten my lines!
Among the assembled guests last night were Paddys Terns
owners John and Pat Cantrill, so I had to be on my best
behaviour, but luckily the
banqueting room in the Queens Hotel in Cheltenham was bright and
full of light so we managed to survive!
I ended my evening with the following story
A top flat
jockey was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night she told him she was pregnant.
Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or marriage he gave her money to have the
baby in Italy. If she stayed in Italy he would provide child
support until the child was 18.
She agreed but
asked how he would know the baby was born. He told her to drop a
postcard with the word "SPAGHETTI" on the back.
9 months later
when he came home after a days racing his confused wife said to
him that you have got a very strange card today. He read the
card and turned white and fainted.
The card read
SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI; two with meatballs one without.
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