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Plus 10 and dry when waking in London this morning

A long night in town.. always fun.

The Last Samuri was allotted 11.5 for this years Randox Health Grand National..

The V&A Museum was a good venue although the ecoustics were terrible... We trainers have been spoilt by the Grand National sponsors over the years as we have been to places I would not normally have visited.

Back home this morning David Bass was in and we worked a few. A video can be seen here courtesy of Peter Kerr who runs all my Partnerships. Voice over by Mat Nicholls..

Doug and Sylvia Wilks were here third lot to see their KBRP horses Silver Kayf and Ascotdeux Nellerie.

Michael, Alison, Charlie & Tom McLaren were here third lot to see their KBRP horse to see Monrocco.

Bill Foylan has taken the whole day off to enjoy his visit to see his horse Grand March.. Recovering from the delights of Valentines Day I believe?

We have two runners today at Towcester. For my thoughts on their respective chances please click here.

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix..

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital
gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Focus you gave a speeding ticket to last week."

Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?