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1st August 2017

Plus 12 and dry when driving in.

Peter Woodhall was here third lot to see his KBRP horses Knockanrawley, Chateau Robin, Involve and Dusty Pearl.. Peter also brought along Mary Davies for a first visit to Thorndale.

Graham Potts our vet was in for his weekly Tuesday visit, while this weeks movers and shakers are…Policy Breach down 3 to 122.

One runner today at Perth. Sonneofpresenting has gone all that way North.. He has travelled with Red Spinner who runs at Perth tomorrow.. Anyway for my thoughts on Sonneofpresenting please click here..

incidentally his jockey David Bass has travelled the furthest.. from France..David is currently riding out there..

The Sheer Nightgown....

A husband walks into Harvey Nichols to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £250 to £500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher  the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the £500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.I  won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the £500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for £500, they'd could have at least ironed it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.

Closed coffin.