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Plus 12 and dry when driving in.

Mat is happy now that he is now on EE and has a new phone.. Happy.. well for the moment anyway.. Mat eats phones and is very impatient with them!

I am happier as Tesla came out yesterday and sorted my tyre..

Ciaran Gethings was in this morning to ride out.. We jumped Gerard Mentor and Jeudidee.

Karen Masters was here third lot to see her KBRS horses Does He Know, Zmiinyi and Isle Of Gold.

Olympics..Sky Brown won a skateboarding Bronze Medal

Speed climbing.. Record for Sam Watson USA

Cock up in the 1500m? Silver for Josh Kerr.

Mrs. Smith was on a game show and had to answer questions about the Bible.

Host, "Mrs. Smith, for £100 can you tell me who was the first man on the Earth?"

Mrs. Smith smiles and said, "The answer is Adam." Host, "Correct. Now Mrs. Smith for £250 tell me who was the first woman on the Earth?"

Mrs. Smith proudly answers, "That was Eve!"

Host, "Correct again. Now Mrs. Smith for the Jackpot bonus question, tell me Eve's first words to Adam."

Mrs. Smith is thinking. She appears totally stumped.

Thirty seconds goes by and finally she throws her arms in the air and says, "Gee that's a hard one isn't it."

The Host says, "THAT'S RIGHT! Give this lady the Jackpot!