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Plus 13 and dry when driving in.

The possibility of rain later which is not good for farmers.. My rye straw might be in jeopardy?

Ernie Gaskin was here to see his KBRS horse Mikhailovich..

Big news from Cheltenham.. Guy Lavender takes over from Ian Renton as CEO..This has to be good news.. From Cricket to Racing.. MCC to Cheltenham..

Prize money going up for Premier meetings.....

Olympics.. Too close.. Too many seconds when Golds were hoped for. Matthew Hudson-Smith...400m 

Archie asked last night.. 'How come you can watch the Olympics track and field so avidly when you won't watch Athletics during the rest of the year!?'

Louis Gill here late morning to video me?? This was the last video they produced for us..

Ian Wills sent this one over..

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

To finish.. Happy birthday to one our longest serving KBRS owners.. Olive Smith.. Shantou Express and Mikhailovich..