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15th June 2024

Plus 9 and dry when driving in. 7mm of rain overnight..

Mikhailovich won last night at Market Rasen. It was an extraordinary race to watch as he looked like being tailed off, he was so far behind and then turning for home still looking in a potential hopeless position he started to get going and then won easily in the end.. The race was run at far too fast a pace..

Mikhailovich showed the benefit of Laura Collett’s jumping practice..

Ian Dimmer called in for a chat..... Ian, time you had a share in a horse with us again??

Karen Masters called in to see her KBRS horses Zmiiny, Isle Of Gold and Does He Know

Talking DHK, his brother who we bought (lot 171) at Goffs on Monday arrived from Ireland at Martin Jones yesterday morning..Martin will be breaking him in for us..

US Open.....Ludvig Aberg leads

The Euros.......Scotland and Germany..A shocking start for Scotland.. England take on Serbia tomorrow.

Tennis.. Nottingham Open..

T20 World Cup Cricket. Big day for England and Scotland..

One of our great traditions.. Trooping of the Colour..

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what; metal, wood, stone. Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.

The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.

He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed.. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?
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M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking?

Have a great weekend and Good luck to England's football and cricket teams..

See you on Monday..