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Plus 7 and dry when driving in. Rain later?

Major Tom Wills's Memorial Servive was packed. A true send off for a proper gentleman.

Mat always enjoys his visits to Ffos Las and both horses thankfully ran with credit.

Tregele looked one slightly paced but will improve for further while Grand Escaparde certainly improved for stepping up in trip, he was beaten in a photo to finish 3rd.. For a minute I thought he might get there.. .

The sun shone and the Welsh ladies were out in force…apparently.

No runners today and I am spending the morning looking at the horses that sell later this afternoon.. .. Tattersalls Cheltenham sales..

Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

"What happened to you?" asked his wife.

"I had a terrible day" replied Bob.

"I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection."

"Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy laying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to bend it in half."

"I see," said his wife, "that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?"

Bob replied, "Wrong room..."

Happy birthday to NT-D..