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19th July 2024
Plus 13 and dry when driving in.
Warm yesterday and will be warmer today..
Samantha Drake and James Kenyon were held up in horrific traffic yesterday so they rescheduled their visit and arrived yesterday afternoon.. What a great day for a tour of Thorndale?
An outrage this morning.. Sign of things to come??
We jumped Fairie Cutlass first lot..
Cilla Wills was here third lot to see her KBRS horse Zmiinyi... Carol Bailey joined us..
Our vet was in for his Friday visit.
Andrews Bowen started their annual gallop maintenance this morning.
Cricket.. England going well, probably a one-sided contest but who knows..Whatever it was a fun days watching.
The Open in Troon and it rained..Not a great start for Rory..
Tonight on ITV1 racing has its big series.. .. Champions..Full Gallop..
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?”
“Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.”