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1st July 2017
Plus 13 and damp when driving in.
My two new horses from Ireland have arrived with Martin Jones and he will now start the process of breaking them in.. Saddles on and away we go.. Not quite as easy as that. The dream starts here.
Saturday morning and a big day of sport..
First we have visitors this morning ..Sue Tagg and Mel Pyman were here to see their KBRP horses Our Belle Amie, Chateau Robin and Kayf Storm.
Doug, Sylvia and Kirsty Wilks were here to see their KBRP horses Silver Kayf and Ascotdeux Nellerie.
Jenny and Ian Beverley were also here to see their horse Glenforde and of course all wandered around the fields looking at the horses enjoying their holidays.. last few days of..
Back to talking sport.
Surrey play Nottinghamshire in the Royal London One Day Cup final
The Tour De France starts this afternoon.
Finally and most importantly this morning The Lions take on the All Blacks in the second and most important test.. Probably over by the time you read this Richard Sheppard..
A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle, where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them, was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response.
They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and repeats , "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about his results when he hears a rustling in the bushes.
As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both..
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
Have a great weekend and see you on Monday. Oh and before you go we have a new owner of the month.. The Worcesters...