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2nd October 2017

Plus 12 and dry when driving in.

Enable.. what a super Filly, the best we have seen when winning yesterdays Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe? A top training performance from John Gosden and brilliantly ridden by Frankie Dettori.. A stunning result.

It was a cracking good day if you spoke English and trained horses as they won all the races.. Not a French or non English speaking trainer won a race..

A good day was had by all the KBRP team on Saturday.. well organised by Peter Kerr and the entertainment by Robert Fox certainly stumped many..The Cheltenham Park Hotel did us proud too. Sore heads yesterday for some or perhaps many.

This morning we worked Station Master and Carqalin.

Clare and I headed to Sussex early this morning to attend the memorial Service for Glen Swire..We shall miss Glen..Wonderful man and a most loyal owner and friend.

We have one runner today at Stratford. Abbreviate and David Bass team up in their first novice chase. For my thoughts on their chances please click here.

It seems that I have been inundated with fuel comments.. not really sure why?

John Cootes sent this old one over..

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.

The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up.

Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.

You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,

'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'

Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all.

..... My wife won twice last week!'