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Plus 7 raining and blowing a gale when driving in. Windswept in May..

No David Bass.. Photos circulating of him on millionaires row.. beach bar for lunch yesterday in Biarritz..

Johnny and Liz Wills were with us second lot to see their Net Work Rouge work.. then Maddie my new PA sorted breakfast…

More horses heading out to grass for their summer holiday.. The steam cleaner being readied for action as the top barn is getting emptier by the day.

John and Laura Garrett called in mid morning to see Red River before he too goes out to grass.

Piles of rugs head off to the cleaners and all last season duvets have been burnt..

Gary Liptrot is back...

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands.

The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband - "I love you, Sweetheart."

Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.

Below are 11 replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?

1. Who the hell is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?

4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean.

6. What the hell did you do now?

7. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need.

8. Am I dreaming?

9. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

10. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?

We have new owners of the month.. David and Fran Ratcliffe..

Finally happy birthday to Melanie Wilkinson..