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4th July 2018
Plus 15 and muggy when waking in London. Not ideal when you are used to getting up in the country.
I missed David and Carol Crompton calling in first lot to see their KBRP horse Dusty Pearl canter
As a result I shall miss Net Work Rouge running at Worcester.. Anyway for my thoughts on his chances please click here.
Incidentally Worcester are celebrating 300 years of racing today.............
The ever genial Guy Rooker sent this one over..
A New York lawyer representing a wealthy art collector phoned his client.
“Simon hi, I have some rather good news, and unfortunately some bad news."
The art collector replied, “Gosh, I've had an absolutely awful day. Do give me the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I had a meeting with your wife earlier today, and she informed me that after having invested $5,000 in two pictures that she seriously believes should release a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I truly think she could be right."
Simon replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife, as we all know is rather a brilliant businesswoman! You've really made my day. Now how about the bad news, What ever can it be?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary!!!
Mat my assistant sent this message ''It's coming home'', assuming he meant the football!