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2nd September 2015

Plus 7 and dry when driving. Very autumnal..

David Bass and Tom Bellamy were in this morning for a couple of lots.

We worked Abbreviate, Aliandy, Ballyknock Lad, By The Boardwalk, Crazy Jack, Gallery Exhibition, Gold Man, Kings Opus, Magic Money, Net Work Rouge, Trojan Star, Twelve Roses and Younevercall.. All the rest Cantered.

Milord and Grand March are heading to Chris King and Yogi Briesner while Snowmane and Boy In Bentley return.

Peter and Olive Smith who are members of two KBRP’s were over to see their two horses Silver Eagle and Taras Rainbow. Peter Kerr who runs my KBRP’s was here to look after them as I was away all morning enjoy a bit of root canal treatment at the dentist!

On the right are pictures of David Bass and Tom Clarskon passing the rugby ball for Kates Home nursing.

Archie was away last night staying with mates so it was an ideal opportunity to spoil Mrs B with a night out.

Prithvi was where decided to head and as always it was very special. It is hardly surprising Prithvi has been voted the best restaurant in Cheltenham, and the second best Indian in the UK 

Jay Rahman who owns Prithvi certainly knows how to look after his customers and we asked him to feed us without looking at the menu.. Surprise surprise it was mouth watering..

For those of you who missed my video efforts of yesterdays jumping please click here to watch. Simon Ellen who is the MD of Racing UK emailed after seeing his horse school..

'Well done on this it’s great for owners to see the schooling in this way if they can’t attend in person. I will however be organising a whip round amongst the owners to fund voice projection lessons for you!'

This is another version from yesterday..Probably not suitable but..

The Glasgow Hooker as from Andrew Bengough

A couple having hit hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a bloke.

Tell him you charge a hundred pounds. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."

She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a fella pulls up and asks "How much?" She says, "£100.?

He replies, "All I got is thirty."

She says, "Hold on," and runs back to the husband and asks. "What can he get for thirty?? "A hand job," the husband replied.

She runs back and tells the bloke all he gets for thirty quid is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car.

He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE willy. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back.."

She runs back to the husband.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

"Any chance you could lend this bloke £70?