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2nd November 2017

Plus 2 and foggy when driving in.

We worked Rhaegar and Cracked Rear View this morning.

Peter Kerr and Aiden Murphy were down at the Newmarket Horses In Training Sales trying to buy a 3 year old, without success.. Huge prices for all types of ex flat horses.

Graham Potts our vet was in this morning.

Sonneofpresenting went home to Jason Maguire’s for a winter break

We have two runners today at Stratford. Blazon and Milord head there and for my thoughts on their chances please click here.

Mike Horne sent this one over.. I have used it before but it always make me smile.

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.

As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realised she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your Business at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is Scotsmen who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Irish''

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed..

"I'm Sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto McTavish but my friends call me Paddy".