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Plus 8 and dry when driving in..

Thursday is our easy day but today it will be a day of emptying stables and preparing for the great summer clean up..

The horses that went out yesterday thoroughly enjoyed their play and a short video appeared on my twitter feed!

Leigh took Trelawne and Killigarth back to their home in Devon for their summer break..They will have some very lush grass and be spoilt rotten by their owner and breeder Sandra Steer-Fowler..

My Wimbledon will not be the same without Emma..

Poor girl I do feel for her.. Golden girl to bottom of the heap as far as the press are concerned.. Andy Murray went the other way, but my it took time for the English to accept a Scot could do well..

I wish Emma a good recovery and I am sure in time she will come back to what we all saw and adored when she won the US Open.. Tough being in the public eye and failure of any sorts is a faillure..

A man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I took the Lord's name in vain while golfing."

"I understand, my son," the priest says. "I play the game as well, and it can be frustrating. What happened?"

"Well," the man says, "I hit my drive on the fifteenth green and it sliced to the right, into the trees."

"Was that when you did it?" The priest asked.

"No, the ball bounced off a tree and onto the green," the man continued. "But it bounced into a sandtrap."

"And then you cursed?"

"No, I pulled out a wedge and chipped the ball right out of there. It rolled down the green and stopped two feet from the cup."

"Ah, that was when you blasphemed," the priest nods.

"No, Father," the man replies.

"Jesus Christ," the priest yells, "You missed a two-foot putt?!"