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5th July 2021
Plus 11 and damp when driving North..
Sporting.. England through to the semi's in the Euros. Great game to watch and enjoy.. as was..
What an extroadinary tennis match on Saturday.. Emma Raducanu was so much fun to watch.. what an outstanding young talent..A Brit into the second week..
Clare, Archie and I are heading for a few days on the island of Islay.
We always enjoy our breaks on this lovely island.
Maddie is taking control of the blog while we are away.. she is so good at that, and enjoys the banter..
A Golfing Story...
Alan who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Chris
So they loaded up Alan's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained, 'and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
'Don't worry,' Alan said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf.
But about nine months later, Alan got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Chris and asked, "Chris, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago ?"
'Yes, I do,' said Chris.
'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit ?'
'Well, um, yes!,' Chris said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name ?'
Chris's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask ?'
'She just died and left me everything
And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you