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4th December 2018

0 degrees and dry when driving in.

Yesterday was the annual HWPA lunch, or piss up in London.. Sore heads this morning?

No vet in today as he is coming tomorrow.. Graham Potts busy today.

Tuesday is a day when the handicapper reassesses the horses who ran last week.. always a difficult morning for trainers… especially if they have finished second..

Anyway this weeks movers and shakers in the BHA handicap charts are Agent Memphis up 2 to 100 over hurdles and up 5 to 103 over fences, Diamond Gait has been given a mark of 127 over hurdles, Mr Macho up 3 to 125, Blazon has been given a mark of 60 on the flat, Abbreviate up 3 to 126, Rocky's Treasure up 3 to 147 and finally Wandrin Star up 12 to 137!

We have a couple of runners today at Southwell. Commodore Barry and Sainte Ladylime and for my thoughts on their chances please click here.

Mat is heading to Southwell as I am joining Kevin and Dermot Clancy.. Two For Gold’s owners annual Christmas day out and planned for a while. TFG heads to Wetherby on Saturday, all being well.

Q.  Why does the bride always wear white?
A.   Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Q.   A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade.  Who has the biggest boobs?
A.   The blonde, because she's 18.

Q.    Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A.    Ask your Mom.

Q.   What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A.    Say, "Nice Dick."