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Minus 7 and dry when driving to Birmingham Airport.

Mat and I have disappeared into Ireland for a day…? Looking at horses.

We have no runners today.

Rosie Vestey gave Clare and I a rather special Christmas present and I believe one that many of my owners and others.. or racing folk would like..

If you have a few minutes to spare, and of course some cash left over from Christmas you might like to look at Lizzie Pinney’s web site…

While I am on the push.. Greatwood hold their annual Charity Race day at Newbury Racecourse on March 4th.. Please support this wonderful charity .. click here.

The following questions were in last year's GED (grade 12 equivalent) examination--(These are genuine answers). Last ones...

Q.  Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section.'  
A.   The caesarean section is a district in Rome.  

Q.  What is a seizure?  
A.   A Roman Emperor.   (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit.)  

Q.  What is a terminal illness?    
A.   When you are sick at the airport.   (Irrefutable)  

Q.  What does the word 'benign' mean?  
A.   Benign is what you will be after you be eight.   (brilliant)  
 
Q.  Name the four seasons
A.   Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar