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5th April 2016

Plus 3 and dry when driving in.

It was wet here yesterday.. heavy showers all day.

Cascaye and Braw Angus had an away day this morning.

Mat from Betfred TV was here second lot to interview me re TLS...

Graham Potts our vet was in for his weekly visit.

This weeks movers and shakers in the handicap charts are..Dueling Banjos down 2 to 135, Faerie Reel down 2 to 120, Net Work Rouge down 4 to 131 while Un Ace is rerated over fences to 148

Look no further for the best 2016 Grand National tips than Mares sponsors OLBG.com’s very own Grand National guide where you’ll also see a list of all the charity bets that have been placed on the 2016 Grand National Click here for their GN guide

For my OLBG.com Charity Grand National bet I have chosen Many Clouds with any winnings going to the Injured Jockeys Fund.

You should not read too much into my choice bar the fact that I chose Many Clouds last year.. If we don't win then I would love Oli to do it all over again..

Talking last year..You should watch this jockey cam from last years Crabbies Grand National.. It is brilliant.. Click here to watch

We have one runner today at Ludlow.. I hope they missed yesterdays rain.. Such A Legend runs in the 4.00 and for my thoughts on his chances please click here..

Martyn and Sandra Steer-Fowler who own and bred SAL are convinced that I must have a mistress in Shropshire as I love going to Ludlow and never seem to miss a meeting.. I am today..

I am in London today with a lunch meeting (with Sheikh Al Harith Khamsin) followed by a meeting at The Times and then a Grand National dinner at Whites. In between I hope to meet up with son Harry.

I was interested to read that TNDGB has announced a new lifestyle sponsor..Caspian Caviar  .. sorry yard sponsor..

Peter McNeile who has taken over the running of this weekends Cotswold point to point or Andoversford Races sent this one over..

Hey Bill ---- This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much... I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me.

I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

Cheers ... and have a Happy Easter (whatever you believe!)

Regards, Alan.

Bill, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour Alan dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.

He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his neighbour.

THE SECOND MESSAGE:

Hey Bill --- This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I know you'll figured it out anyway, but I’m sure you noticed that my autocorrect changed ‘WiFi’To‘Wife’

Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that. 

Regards, Alan.

Talking Alan.. Not the same one as above but Alan Thomas who sent over an eamil on Sunday.

My sincerest apologies for my outburst mr bailey....

Thanks Alan.