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6th June 2020
Plus 7, dry and windy when driving in. Showers on the way..
Chris and Jane Broad were here for a visit first lot.
Chris is the jockeys agent who wrote a guest blog some weeks ago.. He looks after and books all David Bass rides....Easy job?
Anyway David Bass was in this morning....
Third lot this morning.. David and Pat Plaza and Jonathan Herbert were here to see the KBRP horse Dansant Express
ITV did a good job on yesterdays racing. Not an easy task; all the presenters were based at their homes and zooming the programme..More of their brilliance over the next couple of days from Newmarket..
There has been a great deal of bleating and disco music here over the last couple of days. Sheep were being shorn... A team of three have been flat out shearing the ewes, and this morning many looked cold first thing without their woolly coats.
No point in thinking about fishing again this season, if again, on the Wye..The river is not looking good
There are a great many jokes about blonde females floating around the internet, but some may be surprised that there are a whole group of jokes about men that many don’t see.. Of course, as you well know I was born in Essex..
One day my housework-challenged Husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied . 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' Brisbane Broncos !'
And they say blondes are dumb...
Another
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......
Another..
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
Have a great weekend and see you on Monday.
To finish.. Happy birthday to Claude Duval.. The punters friend?