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5th October 2021

Plus 7 and damp when driving in. 24mm of rain over night

Last night we went to see the latest James Bond..007.. in the comfort of Cheltenham’s new cinema.. Tivoli Cinema..Oli and Panda Christie for company..Mrs B felt there was not enough romance in the film....It was more action than ever..great special effects..

David Bass was in this morning and we jumped, Rocky's Treasure, Cresswell Legend, Marton Abbey, Hamilton Dici, I Spy A Diva, and Does He Know

Nick Cook brought about 14 of his professional Umpires for a morning here to see his KBRS horses Younevercall, Hendra House and Balleticon.. Most were not feeling their best after a late night to celebrate the end of their season.. A good walk up the gallops soon sorted that out!

No Graham Potts today.. tomorrow..This weeks movers and shakers in the BHA charts were..Shinobi down 3 to 108 over fences, Vermillion Rose enters at 63 and Voyburg also enters but at 96.

We have a runner this afternoon at Huntingdon. Grey Flint heads there and for my thoughts please click here..

After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling.

When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable - an entire list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist gets up, walks around the desk, and after asking the wife to stand, he embraces and kisses her long and passionately as her husband watches with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shuts up and quietly sits down as though in a daze.

The therapist turns to the husband and says, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”

“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing.”