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6th January 2018
Minus 2 and dry when driving in.
David Bass and Tom Bellamy were in to ride out a couple of lots before heading racing.
Shaun, Josh and Jed Kennett were here for a morning on the gallops as booked through CD Tours. Suzanne Proctor came here to see Royal Supremo who is currently being syndicated by Peter Kerr.. An above average summer horse?
We have four runners today at 3 different meetings. Another Venture goes to Chepstow while Rhaegar and Mon Palois head to Wincanton and this evening good old Sunblazer heads to his favourite racecourse Kempton.. For my thoughts on their respective chances please click here.
I should stress that this is appeared before the 4th Test!
A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said, "Can I help you?”
"Yes," she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault."
"Where did it happen?” the Sergeant asked.
"In the park just down the road," she replied.
"Can you describe what happened?"
"Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me in there, removed my knickers, then he dropped his pants and had his way with me."
"Could you give me a description of him?"
"Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg."
"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman," said the Sergeant.
"Yes," said the lady, "He was an English cricketer."
"That's very observant" said the Sergeant. "You worked that out from his accent?"
"No," she replied. "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long."
Have a great weekend and see you on Monday.. Click on this link before you go..Do you know who I am..