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6th February 2019

Plus 2 and dry when driving in. We had rain overnight.

Market Rasen is not exactly next door to GL54 4LL and when you fall at the first it is long home.

I felt for Nanette Sellars and Philip and Sandra Arkwright, the owners of Agent Memphis as their horse jumped the first fence fine, but the horse on her right here jumped violently left and as a result poor AM had no landing space. It was not her fault.

I just can't seem do anything right for Nanette, Philip and Sandra at the moment.....

David Bass and Jonjo O'Neill Jr were in to ride out this morning but we did not work any of the horses.

Reason.. Well we missed three days of cantering when we had the snow here and as a result the horse have not done enough to warrant working.

We did though jump Cloone Lady, Mon Palois, Gallows Point and Lots Of Luck.

We have no runners today.

The Racing Post must be short of stories judging by some of todays articles..especially on page 9..

Here are some interesting quotes from famous folk.

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.  Chief among these is the red Mercedes-Benz SL560." Lynn Lavner/ DR Taylor

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George  Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men.  Basketball is a sport for black men.  Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro