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8th April 2016

Plus 8 and damp when waking in Liverpool.

Great racing yesterday and a great lunch with Rose Paterson.

One new horse from last night Goffs Sales.. All very expensive but I came home with Lot 22.

One runner today at Aintree.. Gallery Exhibition runs in the Topham at 4.05 and David Bass rides. For my thoughts on their chances please click here

If you haven’t done so already, check out our official Kim Bailey Racing Facebook page, which is now regularly updated with additional footage of life at the stables. Please “LIKE, COMMENT/REVIEW, and SHARE”  with all your Facebook friends.

Just as you can get insurance for Cars, Property, Sports etc., you can now get insurance for sex, so make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes                  

Sex with your wife - Legal & General

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare

Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels

Sex with a sailor - Admiral

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union

Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability

Sex with an OAP - Saga

Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident

and finally

Sex with a transvestite

Please make sure you are adequately covered!