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12th July 2017

Plus 10 and dry up here in Islay.

Back at Thorndale Laval Noir and First Flow returned for their summer holidays in Herefordshire where they have been spolit by one of Laval Noir's part owners Andrew Bengough.. They look fabulously well.

Also back in this morming was Paul and Clare Rooney's Thum Stone Blues... he too looks well. TSB's has been summering with Jason Maguire.

Kerry Bellamy returned this morning from her holidays which means that if you ring the office in the mornings you wont get me!

Our Blacksmiths are busy shoeing, while Mat legs the team up on horses that have come back this week..Proper horses noises back  in the yard now..

Shortly after a Jetstar Australia flight had reached its cruising altitude , the captain announced..

“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain, Welcome onboard your Jetstar flight from Sydney to Bali. The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight, so, sit back, relax, and  OH.......MY GOD!’’

Silence followed....................... Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I  scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants.''

From the back of the plane, an Irish backpacker yelled…“For the luvva of Jaysus you should see the back of mine!''

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