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9th April 2018

Plus 7 and dry when driving in.

I have never been to Kempton for a whole day of All weather flat racing .. Saturday I did and it was a quiet crowd compared to what you might expect from a jumping fixture. Sunblazer ran well enough to finish 5th, beaten 4 and half lengths  in what looked a competitive race.

Yesterdays point to point or Andoversford Races was busy and latterly wet. Archie finished 5th in his pony race. Stewards enquiry..

Philip Sale called in on his way to the point to point to see his KBRP horse Kayf Storm

Emma and Landa Buchanan called in with Alexia Robinson after the races to see Emma’s horse Sea Story

We have a very busy day of racing ahead of us with a total of 7 runners. Not an easy day as ground will play a major factor as we declared on the ground that was forecasted, and it might not be what it was at 10am yesterday morning..

At Kempton we run Involve, Wandrin Star, Station Master, Kilfilum Cross and By The Boardwalk while at Ludlow we run Sonneofpresenting and Cascaye. For my thoughts on all their chances please click here.

A friend of a friend of a friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel.  It is precious.  She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed.

Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English.

Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The Hotel: This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant: Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room: Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed: Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above All: When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.