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10th August 2017
Plus 7 and dry when driving in. A very autumnal feel to the start of the day. Yes winters coming..
Yesterday racing broke another record when there were 105 non runners around the country yesterday due to changing ground conditions.. Hardly surprising as it was horrid day and very very wet.
Well we are still here… good sense or brinkmanship. Still scary.
Thursday is our easy day but not at this time of year.
Tom Siddall is half way around the yard rasping and pulling all the horses teeth.
Archie and I are heading to Lords later today to watch Middlesex take on Sussex in the NatWest Blast
A few definitions
Democracy: a system which ensures that everybody gets what nobody wants
Dieting: wishful shrinking experience: the ability to recognize a mistake when you make it again
Global warming: a meteorological phenomenon cited to explain the appearance of three consecutive days of fine weather in a British summer
Horrific: a word used to describe an accident on any occasion when ‘tragic’ is inappropriate
Husband: a person who empties the waste paper bin and believes that he has cleaned the whole house
Hypochondria: the only illness a hypochondriac thinks he or she doesn’t have
Instruction manual: an explanation of how to use something written in a way that is easily understood only by the author
Consultant: someone who tells you how to improve doing something that he or she can’t do at all
Morris dancer: a drinker with a dance problem
Paranoia: why do you want to know?
Procrastination: a word I didn’t get round to defining today but might get round to tomorrow.
To finish Happy birthday to Casper Shand Kydd..