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11th March 2017
Plus 10 and dry when driving in.
Such A Legend returned to the yard yesterday.. A spring campaign ahead fo him
Yesterday Guy Disney won again at Sandown..The military double.. some feat. Top man Guy.. Proud parents too..
Talking top men…David Bass was in this morning for two lots before heading to Sandown to ride The Racing For Maggies Charity horse Another Venture. I am please to say that David is still on the road and driving.. he is appalling.
Another busy morning with visitors from CD Tours. Paul and Sarah Henry, Debi Dymond, Sandra Lee, Anne Edwards, Graham Bradley and Phil Weyman. Not sure about Graham Bradley..there must be another? Anyway a trip around the yard, a hike up the gallops followed by breakfast..
A man walks into a chemist shop with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.''
Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.'
He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'
The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.
'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'
Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?'
He asks, picking up a 12 Pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,'Those are for Married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........'