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Plus 1 and dry when driving in.

Tom Bellamy was in to ride out and we worked Mr Brinkley, Champagne To Go, Widow On The Run and Cascaye.

All so quite here now.. Relief to be back to normal. We had a very wet day yesterday and most of the rain managed to miss our local racecourse.. micro climate is Cheltenham Racecourse.

Graham Potts our vet was not in today.. Tomorrow

This weeks movers and shakers in the handicap charts are.. Didntitellya down 7 to 105, Gallery Exhibition down 1 to 136, Magic Money up 1 to 111, Nam Hai down 2 to 67, Such a Legend down 1 to 124 and The Last Samuri down 2 to 159.

We have two runners at Exeter this afternoon and David Bass rides both. For my thoughts on Sugar Loaf Sholto and Milords chances please click here.

We have a ten year old bay gelding looking for a retirement home.  He stands a stong 16.2 and sound. He is not allowed to race or point to point but would turn his hand easily to another career and will give someone a lot of fun. If you are interested in finding out more then please give me a call 01242 890 241 or email me.

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one more time?'

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watchand realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,'Honey, please.... just one more time before I die.'

She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.

Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns until he's down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.

Do you think we could...'

At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough.

I have to get up in the morning.. you don't...