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12th August 2017

Plus 9 and dry when driving in.

David Bass was in this morning.. Yes back from France... For how long.. And what a great pleasure it was to have Ed Cookson in this morning.

Mark and Marion Hudson were here third lot to see their KBRP horses Milord, Younevercall and the Wow Partnership's Bandon Roc

John Benson was here to see his KBRP horses Our Belle Amie and Silver Kayf.

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf."

Have a great weekend and see you on Monday.