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The Third Test was over in a matter of minutes yesterday. Series won..

It has been an excellent summer of cricket and although I was not sure that Ben Stokes being appointed Captain was a good idea I have been proved to be so wrong. He has been an inspirational choice of Captain and the whole team has responded and proved that they could be the best in the world.. Come on The Ashes!!

I always say that you should never burn bridges..It seems to be catching?

My word this Country does pomp and ceremony so well.... So proud

Talking proud.. Maddie did us proud with her pictures from our Open day on yesterday blog..

David Bass was in this morning to ride out..

Our vet was in for his Tuesday visit and there will be no movers or shakers in the BHA handicap charts as we have had no runners this last week..

An elderly Irish gentleman goes to his doctor for a physical and checks his bloodwork, heart and lungs; everything looks great! The doctor said he had one more test to perform. He needed the man to go home to collect a sperm sample in this jar to see how his reproductive health was.

The old Irishman says no problem with a smile.

The following day, the man returns, and the doctor greets him. He hands the doctor the empty jar. The doc asked what happened.

The old Irishman begins, "You see, I came home and first tried with my right hand. And then with my left. I tried with both hands, and still nothing... I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, and then both, but still nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first teeth in then teeth out... Still nothing.

We decided to call over our neighbour, a lovely young woman who helps us out from time to time. She said she would come over to help. She tries with her right hand, then her left. With both... She tried with her mouth, first teeth in the teeth out, she even stuck it between her knees...."

The doctor cut him off... "YOU ASKED YOUR NEIGHBOUR?!"

The old Irishman simply responds, "Why yes, None of us could get the Jar open!!!"