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13th September 2018
Plus 1 and dry when driving in.
Yes plus 1 and there was ice on my windscreen which needed scraping off before I left home.. winter coming.
Preparations for Sundays owners open day well under way. The Marquee arrived this morning..Maddie my PA asked if I needed heaters.. surely not..
Just a reminder for those owners coming.. No parade of horses this year.. and the yard is open from 12pm.
David Pitch-Peyton was here this morning to ride out a couple of lots.. A first visit for him.
Not sure I would fancy being on the East Coast of America today..Hurricane Florence heading their way ..
Ian Reid sent this rather depressing story over.
I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man ... and then my dog bit me."
"So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
To finish..Happy Birthday to Lucy Sherwood.