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14th September 2023

Plus 11 and dry when driving in...

Thursday is our easy day especially, for those who had their first work morning yesterday.

We had our first away day this morning with Mikhailovich, Lets Go Amigo, Brendas Asking and Par d’Amour..

Cricket. England thrashed New Zealand yesterday at the Oval. Ben Stokes beats the record..One game more.. tomorrow at Lord's.. Extroadinary series as it seems that one side beats the other easily?

We are heading to Giffords Circus later..

Jane Lay not be out done has sent this one over..

A young man goes into a chemist to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.

He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree.

He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

To finish.. Happy birthday to my Lambourn days PA Jenny Winch..