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15th October 2019
Plus 10 and dry when driving in. Wet overnight.
Dark for first lot these days..
David Bass was in this morning for a full mornings jumping practice.
Rob Bevis was her to watch and help.. Schooling guru..
We jumped Adjourned, Agent Memphis, Bandon Roc, Commodore Barry, Cresswell Legend, Dandy Dan, Diamond Gait, Espoir de Romay, El Presente, First Flow, Happygolucky, Hes No Trouble, Minella Warrior, Miss Gemstone, Mon Palois, Mr Grey Sky, Pond Road, Prince Llywelyn, Red River, Robin The Raven, Rockys Treasure, Sadlemor, Sea Story, Shanacoole Prince, Silver Kayf, Subway Surf, The Bull Mccabe, Those Tiger Feet, Thibault, Two For Gold, Vinndication, Wandrin Star and What A Baloo.
This weeks movers and shaker in the BHA handicap charts were Charbel down 2 to 155, Imperial Aura up 3 to 136, Yeavering Belle enters at 117 and El Presente is re handicapped after a year off to 124.
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem.I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . .that phrase . .in no time."
Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"