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16th October 2023
Plus 1 and dry when driving in. First frost of the winter yesterday.
Keith Ellis had tickets but was unable to go, so kindly offered them to me.. Archie begged to go with me with which was a surprise.. Diana Ross, 79 years old and still going strong.. She absolutely brilliant.. What a great evening. we did not need seats!
Monday morning and an away day for The Kemble Brewery, Halligator, Zmiinyi and Hurlerintheditch..
Last weeks interview..David Bass takes the reins..
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter.
The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks,
“if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?”
“Absolutely,” the lawyer responded.
The butcher immediately shot back,
“Good! You owe me £7.99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning.”
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for £7.99.
A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer.
The contents read “Consultation: £25.00.”