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19th February 2020
Plus 3 and dry when driving in.
David Bass was in this morning for a couple of lots before heading North to ride at Doncaster.
Paul and Angie Lansdale were here for 'a morning on the gallops and breakfast' as seen through my website.
Shirley and David Lees-Henley were also here having met Peter at the day we sponsored a race at Ascot back in December.
Carol Vorderman was here to see her KBRP horse Subway Surf.
Tomorrow our new BHA boss Annamarie Phelps announces the new welfare strategy for the future of racing.. It really is an important document and I just hope that all sides in racing just get behind it and accept what it offers.. Please can we, as a sport, have solidarity rather than division..My prayer mat is huge…?
The BHA have been softening us up with their new video's.. which are excellent..
Graham Potts our vet was in this morning..a day late!
We have four runners today at two meetings.. we were meant to have had 5 but Sadlemor’s blood test was not a good as we would have liked..
Happy birthday to Patricia Ruck Keene..98 today....You are some star..and a very dear friend. Enjoy your birthday lunch party at Moo's..
We also have a new Owners of the month Richard and Sheila Mordan.
As promised Richard Farquhar's...
The Perfect Day For Him
6:15 B... job
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast – steak and eggs, coffee and toast – all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (b... job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, three beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 B... job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) – on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage by naked Elle MacPherson
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news – Justin Bieber assassinated
7:30 Dinner – lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women....
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap b... job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note four times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep