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19th June 2018

Plus 15 and dry when driving in. A muggy warm day ahead.

My speed awareness course yesterday left me thinking.. They do do good..

Day one of Royal Ascot..Peter Kerr has the job of steering me to RA today.. One he always looks forward to..

Last night Goffs held their London Premier sale at Kensington Palace..

Top price was for a mare in foal cost £720,000.00 .. Not all sold and there were several horses who made more than the top store horse at Goffs Landrover sales in Ireland last week..

That alone says how strong our National Hunt horse trade is..

Graham Potts our vet was around last night and there are not likely to be any movers or shakers in this weeks BHA handicap charts..

Football.. we won...

Russell Field sent this one over.. apparently he is on holiday in Scicily

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy 'How long before I can get a haircut?'

The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half .

The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes.

He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.

'A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, 'Your house!