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Plus 3 and raining when driving in. It was trying to snow last night.

A fun day away walking around Patrick Bailey's farm yesterday. Fellow walkers included Andrew Bengough, Henry Daly, Neal Giffiths, Jonathan Ruck Keene and Vernan Taylor.

What was not fun was the way our two horses ran yesterday. Something a miss with Full Tilt and Sunblazers wind needs doing again.

David Bass was in this morning .

Michael Bowden, Jenny Paxman, Paul Smith, Tom Hickman, David Edmunds and Enid Wagstaff were here for a Morning on the gallops as booked through CD Tours.

John Perriss was here second lot to see his horses Cloone Lady, Illuminated Beauty and Rockys Treasure  perform.

All eyes will be on Altior today at Ascot.. He looks well odds on to make it 17 wins on the trot.

It will not be a betting heat but did you see that of the top 40 betting races only 10 are flat races. Even the Cross Country race at Cheltenham, which so many racing folk complain about, had more money placed on the race than the Champion Stakes.. The list makes interesting reading.

We have just the one runner today and that is at Wolverhampton this evening. Blazon heads there and for my thoughts on his chances please click here.

Shoot or not to Shoot???

A man returns home a day early from a business trip.  It's after midnight.

While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness, because the man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.

For £100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.  The husband switches on the lights and yanks the blanket back. There is his wife, naked as a jay bird, with a man, totally nude also.

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money".

"HE paid for the Porsche I gave you".

"HE paid for your new 25 ft. Ranger Fishing Boat.."

"HE paid for your Football season tickets.."

"HE paid for our house at the lake."

"HE paid for your Golf Trip to St Andrews and your new 4 x 4."

"HE paid for our country club membership and he even pays the monthly dues."

"And because of HIM, I can put an extra £2,000 in our bank account each month."

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?'

The cabby replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold."

Have a great weekend and see you on Monday.

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