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Plus 15 and dry when driving in.

Mikey and Ginny Elliot stayed last night for a local shindig at Ian Wills's. A late night mid week.

David Bass was in this morning and a full blown work morning followed. Videos of this mornings activities First Lot, Second Lot, Third Lot.

Third lot Ian and Ann Dimmer (Martin and Co) were here to see the Have Fun Racing’s Mergeela and Highclere Thoroughbreds Alfie Corbitt.

Todays headlines in the Racing Post don’t make for good reading. Drought .. Deluge.

Top left of the paper..''The West country tracks fear that this dry spell could cost them meetings'' and on the right of the paper, ''Ayr confident heavy rain will not pose a problem''.. North/South divide!

The racing world descends on London today for John Dunlop’s Memorial service.. St Pauls Knightsbridge at 2.pm

Doncaster.. Goffs sales today

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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"

HUSBAND: "Why not – it’s great jewellery."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you"?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would you let her use my clubs"?

HUSBAND: "No."

WIFE: "Why not"?

HUSBAND: "Because she's left-handed".

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "Woops!!