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21st September 2022

Plus 12 and dry when driving in.

David Bass and Ciaran Gething were in this morning.. we worked a few.. No videos today as Peter was unable to come over..

England won the first T20 game in Pakistan.. It was the first game played in Pakistan for 17 years.. A Historic night..England are playing 7 matches against Pakistan in 13 days..

There were thoughts on running El Presente in todays Kerry National at Listowl, but we felt it was too sharp a track and we will now wait on Chepstow in a couple of weeks time.

Jim Wilson thanksgiving service in Northleach at 2.30..It will packed to recall the great man’s life..

This would have made him chuckle..

A teacher is teaching a class, and she sees that Jimmy isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on the fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?"

Jimmy says, "None."

The teacher asks, "Why?"

Jimmy says, "Because the shot scared them all off."

The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking."

Jimmy asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlour, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?"

The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream."

Jimmy says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"