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26th July 2019

PLus 16 and dry when driving in.

Too hot yesterday,.Archie and co went to watch the T20 at the Cheltenham cricket festival but the heat was too much..

Southwell rightly abandoned their last couple of races but probably should have stopped before..

Alan and Sally James with Carol a friend from Canada were here third lot to see their KBRP horses Lord Apparelli, Donnie Brasco , Does He Know and Shinobi.

Not sure what to make of the cricket at Lord's (yes spelt right now thanks to Cluade Duval who corrected me yesterday).. Anyway if we play like we have over the last two days we can kiss goodbye to the Ashes.. thankfully this wont be the full team for next week..

We have a runner today au Uttoxeter. Blazon returns to his hurdling career after running well on the flat. For my thoughts on his chances please click here.

Here's a guy is in his 60's who loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'

He looked around and couldn't see anyone.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick me up.'

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.

The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said, "Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride."'

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'

With age comes wisdom.