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27th July 2019
Plus 15 and wet when driving in.
Blazon finished 4th yesterday at Uttoxeter but showed that he does not enjoy jump racing.. A break now and back on the all weather over the winter.
David Bass and Nicolai de Boinville were in this morning to ride out a couple of lots...
Norman Carter was here second lot this morning to see his horses Sunblazer and Diamond Gate.
Chris and Clare Hen and Julie Crissell were also here.
Cricket.. England won . bloody hell..Augurs well for the Ashes?
Archie heads to Uttoxeter tomorrow for another pony race..
This was sent over by Brian Robinson from America.
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
“Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?”, he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” I say. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me.”
“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how’s your day going?”
Have a great weekend.
Enable to win at Ascot and before you go please wish Shan Cook a very happy birthday.. Nick says it is a big one.. 21 again.. enjoy Shan .. you deserve it.....and the medal....!
Talking birthdays again.. I forgot Mat's yesterday..