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22nd September 2017
Plus 2 and dry when driving in. A cold start autumnal.
David Bass was in this morning and many to jump..
We jumped Abbreviate, Alfies Choice, Aliandy, Another Venture, Ben Arthur, Blazon, Braw Angus, Cascaye, Champagne To Go, Champion Chase, Chateau Robin, Cresswell Legend, Doctor Haze, Dueling Banjos, Dusty Peral, El Presente, Glenforde, Involve, Lake Field, Milord, Mon Palois, Monrocco, Our Belle Amie, Red River, Rhaegar, Robin The Raven, Rockys Treasure, Sainte Ladylime, Silver Kayf, Station Master, Texas Forever, Thibault, Thumb Stone Blues and Vinndication. A video of the session can be seen here and be warned not all horses will be photographed!
John Perriss was here first lot to watch his horses jump and Darren Smith was here to see his KBRP horses do the same
Newbury Racecourse hosts their longest running sponsors again today. The Haynes Hanson and Clark Condition Stakes.. HH&C first started sponsoring this race in 1981.. now that deserves buying a case of wine off them?
New Version of the The 3 Bears..A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning....
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty.
'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty.
'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'How many times do I have to go through this with you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away..
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.
'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence.
Listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....
'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET
To finish.. Happy Birthdays to jockey Tom Bellamy and ex trainer Mary Reveley..