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Minus 2 and foggy when driving in.

Tom Bellamy was in this morning for a few lots. All the horses cantered.

John Perrriss was here third lot to see his horses By The Boardwalk, Champagne To Go, Dueling Banjos, Rockys Treasure and The Drinkymeister.

Sonneofpresenting returned here for his spring/summer campaign while Vital Evidence went back to Jason Maguire’s for a short break.

Graham Potts our vet was in for his weekly Tuesday visit.

There is only one new entry in the BHA handicap charts which is Shaluna at 105.

Doncaster Sales or rather Goffs UK sales today. .

We have no runners today..

I know you have heard this one before..

Fifty Shades of Chocolate

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker..It was just After Eight...They got off at Quality Street.

... He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said, with a Wispa.

... ... 'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had  Allsorts.