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27th July 2017

Plus 11 and dry when driving in.

Dunkirk last night. The film. Worth seeing.

Archie has his cousin Georgina Wills staying so yesterday they saw a film..I went next door to watch Dunkirk. Supper after at Fat Toni’s..Yes I knew you wanted to know all that..

The construction of our new sand gallop is drawing to a close and it should be finished by tomorrow night. The gallop master made by Odon that will be used on it has arrived, so we are getting there.

The majority of our horses have now started cantering.. we are now doing one canter up the hill with most.

The third Test starts today at The Oval and South Africa look strong or rather England need to improve on their dire performance at Trent Bridge. Joe Root must lead with a sensible helmet.

Understanding Engineers..

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week.

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want."

Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool.

Understanding Engineers..

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.