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26th December 2018
Plus 7 and dry when driving in.
Well that’s Christmas over for another 12 months.. A fun day with my sister and family.. Christmas is for families and we enjoyed..
Some Grannies were left on their own…??
There is a horse running at Market Rasen this afternoon in the 2.55 called Cock A Doodle Doo..
On that note Roger Hart has defied me not to put his joke on ..Be warned don't read further if easily offended..
“ An old farmer had the same cockerel for 20 years, every morning as the farmer lay in bed he heard “cock a doodle do” as the first shafts of light flickered through the open window. Better than any alarm clock.
Sadly the cockerel died & he went to market for a replacement which he knew would be very difficult.
He eventually narrowed his choice down to 3 but all had issues, the first cockerel had been known to oversleep, the 2nd was dyslexic & the 3rd was gay, he eventually took all 3 on trial to decide on the best.
The first morning he relied on the cockerel who liked a lie in, as the old boy lay in bed curtains & window open he heard “cock a doodle do, cock a doodle do” just as dawn was breaking, not bad he thought but I will give the other 2 a try.
Next morning it was the turn of the dyslexic cockerel, the old boy was lying in bed curtains & window open & just as dawn was breaking he heard “doodle doodle cock, doodle doodle cock” , not bad he thought .
On the 3rd morning it was the turn of the gay cockerel, as the old boy lay in bed curtains & window open & just as dawn was breaking he heard “any cock will do, any cock will do”.
On that note I hope Dan Skeltons horse wins...
Enjoy a cracking good Boxing Day..