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26th December 2018

Plus 7 and dry when driving in.

Well that’s Christmas over for another 12 months.. A fun day with my sister and family.. Christmas is for families and we enjoyed..

Some Grannies were left on their own…??

We only have two runners today and both are at Huntingdon. Braw Angus and Pond Road and for my thoughts on their chances please click here.

There is a horse running at Market Rasen this afternoon in the 2.55 called Cock A Doodle Doo..

On that note Roger Hart has defied me not to put his joke on ..Be warned don't read further if easily offended..

“ An old farmer had the same cockerel for 20 years, every morning as the farmer lay in bed he heard “cock a doodle do” as the first shafts of light flickered through the open window. Better than any alarm clock.

Sadly the cockerel died & he went to market for a replacement which he knew would be very difficult.

He eventually narrowed his choice down to 3 but all had issues, the first cockerel had been known to oversleep, the 2nd was dyslexic & the 3rd was gay, he eventually took all 3 on trial to decide on the best.

The first morning he relied on the cockerel who liked a lie in, as the old boy lay in bed curtains & window open he heard “cock a doodle do, cock a doodle do” just as dawn was breaking, not bad he thought but I will give the other 2 a try.

Next morning it was the turn of the dyslexic cockerel, the old boy was lying in bed curtains & window open & just as dawn was breaking he heard “doodle doodle cock, doodle doodle cock” , not bad he thought .

On the 3rd morning it was the turn of the gay cockerel, as the old boy lay in bed curtains & window open & just as dawn was breaking he heard “any cock will do, any cock will do”.

On that note I hope Dan Skeltons horse wins...

Enjoy a cracking good Boxing Day..