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26th May 2021

Plus 8 and dry when driving in.

Celebratory (!) supper last night at The Wheatsheaf.

My morning did not start well as I locked myself out of my car at the local garage while picking up the papers.. Well in fact my electric car decided it did not want me to drive it..For some reason all doors locked and I was left looking at my key and mobil phone inside while I was outside!

Do you know your important numbers off by heart?. I don't and all my contacts are on my phone..Yes I felt a fool..

David Bass and Ciaran Gethings were in this morning to ride out...

Martyn and Sandra Steer-Fowler here third lot to see their youngster by Gentlewave/A Shade Of Bay canter and also see Trelawne

John and Veronica Full was also here to see the above and their KBRS horses Blazon, Parc D’Amour, Shantou Express and The Getaway/Charming Leader gelding.

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a cricket ball"

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "£250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a cricket bat"

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "I'll tell."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "£750."

Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your bat and ball. Let's go outside and throw a few down!"

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "£1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again!!"

Todays non virus video nasty..