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27th October 2020

Plus 5 and dry in Newmarket

Nothing yet.

As a result I had time to push out a few lines.. I will leave it now for Maddie tomorrow.. a job she is good at, but hates.

The sale feels very different to when I was last up at Newmarket .. 3 years ago? Not much fun to be had now.. all that social distancing and hand wiping.. No Irish, well the ones that hold down a job back home.

This weeks movers and shakers in the BHA handicap charts are Minella Warrior down 3 to 130, Ajero has been given a mark of 125, Does He Know up 9 to 141, Commodore Barry down 2 to 130, Lots of Luck up 9 to 112, Station Master down 2 to 118, El Presente up 5 to 142, 

No vet visit today as Graham arrived a day early.. i.e. yesterday

Thanks for the remarks on yesterday wording. After much merriment and several changes I left it as it was.. Some found it funny and one even remarked that it made the start of her week brighter..

We have two runners today and both are in Wales so nobody can go.. Yes we race at Bangor .. Sea Story and Java Point head there and for my thought on their chances please click here.

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