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28th May 2016

Plus 11 and dry when driving in.

David Bass, Richie McLernon and Alfie Martindale were all in to ride out this morning. John Alley was here to watch Alfie..

David Morgan wasn't here first lot to see his Tamure perform.?

David And Carol Crompton called in third lot to see their horse and last weeks flat winner at Nottingham Nam Hai. We still have a few shares in Nam Hai.. Please ring me or Peter Kerr on 07901763643.. Nam Hai will win again..

Good to see West End win last night at Worcester. We sold West End to Nick Sutton after he won for us at Perth last year.. We almost forced Nick to buy WE as he was looking for a safe horse for his son Ben to start off on in Point To Points;  now that he has shown his ability to jump and win I am sure Ben will have many happy days on him..

Our new Kim Bailey Racing Partnership horse Blazon had his first visitors this morning.. The new Partnership is filling quickly.

Steve O'Shaughnessy called in late morning to see his KBRP horse Younevercall out at grass.. horse on holiday..

We have one runner today at Cartmel (it will be heaving with nearly 20,000 race folk). MM will be the last runner for Henry Kimbell’s GSTTKPA Charity Partnership as the lease on her concludes on May 31s.

We also have three runners at Uttoxeter tomorrow; Rhianna, Jimmy The Jetplane and Such A Legend.. All 4 horses are to be ridden by David Bass.. For my thoughts on their respective chances please click here.

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends.

"Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband. He'll be so annoyed if it's not ready on time."

When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg and a can of cat food.

With no time to go to the supermarket, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg and garnished it with the lettuce leaf.

She greeted her husband warmly when he came home, and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner.To her surprise, he seemed to be enjoying it.

"Darling, this is the best dinner you've made me in 40 years of marriage! You can make this for me any day."

Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish.

She told her golf partners about it and they were all horrified. "You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.

Two months later, her husband died.

The women were sitting around the clubhouse, and one of them said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?"

The wife stoically replied,"I didn't kill him. He fell off the window sill while he was licking his arse!"

Have a great bank holiday weekend.