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28th June 2021

Plus 13 and drizzling when driving in.

Uttoxeter yesterday... Peaked Too Soon won making it 2 from 2.. Brilliant.. Mat was there .. he called in on his way home from his weekend away in Newcastle.. David Martin was there too, to enjoy the moment..

Well done to Julie and David Martin and Dan Hall.. They have a lovely summer horse by their favourite sire Iffraaj.. A cool ride from Ciaran Gethings..

Clare and I are heading to Cornwall for a couple of days and as we are typically British we have packed and are prepared for two wet days on the beach.. I think my days of peeling off a wet suit and paddling in the surf are probably over..Fair weather sportsman..Anyway two days with old mates is worth being wet for..

Days gone by the start of Wimbledon used to herald the beginning of a wet summer.. Cliff Richard’s greats moment of singing in the rain.. Thankfully now that they have a roof, so tennis will continue and we will enjoy..

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a cricket ball"

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "£250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a cricket bat"

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "I'll tell."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "£750."

Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your bat and ball. Let's go outside and throw a few down!"

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "£1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again!!"

To finish.. Happy birthday Archie Bailey.. 16 today!!

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